Introducing the "I Love Garlic" Sticker.
 
The sticker is 7 1/2 inches long, and 3 1/2 inches tall / wide.
 
Warning: May Cause Garlic Breath and a Serious Case of the Cravings.
 
This ain't no ordinary sticker. It's a declaration of love for all things garlicky! With a heart as red as a ripe tomato and garlic bulbs that would make a vampire blush, this 7.5" x 3.5" sticker is the perfect way to let the world know you're a garlic enthusiast. Stick it on your car, your fridge, or your forehead - just be prepared for some serious side-eye and a whole lot of laughter.
 
But let's get real - being a garlic lover isn't just about slapping on a sticker (although, let's be real, it's a great start). It's about embracing the pungent aroma, the sticky fingers, and the inevitable garlic breath.
 
So, are you a hardneck or softneck kind of person? Do you carefully plant your garlic bulbs in the fall, waiting patiently for the cloves to mature? Or do you just grab a few bulbs from the grocery store and hope for the best?
 
Either way, the end result is the same - a delicious, aromatic flavor that elevates any dish from meh to mesmerizing. And let's not forget the joy of roasting garlic - the way it mellows out, becoming sweet and nutty, like a symphony of flavors on your tongue.
 
So go ahead, wear your garlic love on your sleeve (or your car, or your fridge...). The world may give you some serious side-eye, but trust us, it's worth it. After all, as any true garlic enthusiast knows, there's no such thing as too much garlic.